grammy's

eating salmon for dinner....
J: I don't like this fish, I like how grammy makes it
me: well why don't you just go live with grammy then!
J: but I can't drive yet....

double-u

J: "oh nooooooo..."
Daddy: "what's wrong?"
J: "I keep twying to draw a W, but it's always an M...."

case of fire

J: momma
me: yes
J: you can go outside.... if there's a case of fire

your tummy

J dancing around in his pull-ups...

me: nice bum, where you from?
j: your tummy.... I'm not from the store - I'm from your tummy